Where the water flows like wine

Well, it's been more than a month since my last post and I must apologize for that...Especially since my life has been one boring piece of crap for the past month. Maybe I shall blame my lack of blogging on the lack of excitement in my life...no?

Welp, I still don't know how to use this blessed computer, except typing (but I'm pretty sure I could do that on a typewriter). So, I'm sitting here in this new establishment that I decided to try out tonight (Mo' Joe Coffeehouse), and one of my fave songs just came on Pandora on the Keith Sweat radio station!!! Nobody, by Keith Sweat, ft Athena Cage (flippin' sweet!). Here is an excerpt of Athena's part:

"I want the night
For me and you
So come here baby
And let me do it to you

Don't be afraid
'Cuz I won't bite
I promise to give it to you
Just the way you like."


I actually sang this song at karaoke with a hot man in CA last summer, his name was Chris...and he sounded JUST like Keith Sweat (it was hot). 


Sorry for the sidebar...tonight's topic is going to be about mint flavored things. One of my friends wishes that mint toothpicks actually had lasting mint flavor. I'm not really sure if it is just with toothpicks...but she stated, "I ALWAYS have a residual wood taste in my mouth." To me, this statement could work in a variety or situations (well, maybe just two situations: toothpicks and...you can use your imagination). 


In the toothpick scenario (I like to pronounce this word like sin-ahhh-reee-o, think phonetically), I totally agree with the mint flavor that leaves something to be desired. The mint doesn't last past the first lick. Now mint flavored glue on envelopes (ahhhnnn-vel-opes), is the best! I hate licking envelopes that are just glue flavored, two words: effing gross. Mint flavored toothpaste and gum are both great options too. I used some nasty Aquafresh toothpaste that had an orange-mint flavor; horrible idea. So now I just stick with brilliant sparkle by Arm and Hammer, the mint is just so...so...zesty! 


I've heard of people using mint flavored lube for things, but I don't do that...so I'll have to let you know if I ever test it out. hahaha. 


I like this new little coffee establishment, but there was just a group of hoodrats in here that acted like they've never drank water before. They finished off one of the pitchers of water, so I went to ask the worker girl to refill it. She brought it back out and they ran over to it and tried to get water before me. Then they finished off the pitcher of water again within 3 minutes. Creepy freaks (I should be nice...but they were creeping me out, I'm glad they went outside).


I think that is all for now.


HOLLER.