Sunday, October 10, 2010

Here...have an oosik

What is an oosik you ask? It is a walrus baculum (penis bone). Did you know, that people actual buy these from craft shows? HA...strange. What can you do with a walrus penis? Better...What would you do for a walrus penis? Kind of like the jingle "what would you do ooo ooo for a Klondike Bar?"

Wrapping up my stay in AK...Only 1 week left (weird). The time started passing quickly when I decided to join a dating website to fill my extra time. I went on a LOT of dates. Wowwy wee wah. Who knew AK had so many eligible men? And these men are not just run of the mill bottom of the barrel scrapings; they are legitimately decent/awesome guys. Ironically enough, all of the guys I went out with, with the exception of 1, are from the midwest. Why don't they live in the midwest. All the guys in the midwest that I've come across on this website are d-bags to the MAX. Why are the "good" midwestern men moving out of the lower 48? Am I missing something? I have actually contemplated moving to AK for a brief stint after is TOTALLY awesome here. So much to see and do.

Graduation...ugh. Don't get me wrong, I'm more than ready to graduate...but what happens after graduation? Again, I'm dragging my heels. I need to make a decision and I just can't. It is such a huge commitment and I'm finding more and more that I am a total phobe of it. On top of my commitment issues are the deep seeded feelings of inadequacy related to joining my profession as an actual occupational therapist...ex: I'll be so unprepared to enter the workforce; why would anyone trust my opinion; there is so much that I don't know; and the list could go on and on...I am ABSOLUTELY terrified that I'll suck at my job when I start; not having a supervisor for the regular checks and balances, totally on my own (freaky).

Okay, that's enough...I took you from walrus peni to fear.


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